i should stop EVEN ATTEMPTING TO WATCH ROMANCE THINGS BECAUSE THEY JUST END UP UPSETTING

(in other words I JUST WATCHED THIS FOR A BIT OF FUNSIES and it was just fine UNTIL THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES)

i mean I READ / WATCH SHOUJO TO GET MY DOSAGE OF SWEET IDEALISM AND CHERRY BLOSSOMS? NOT TO GET A BITTERSWEET MOVING MESSAGE OF TRUE LOVE AND ITS PERSEVERANCE IN THE FACE OF DEATH? NO I CAME HERE FOR THE DOKI DOKI NOT TO GET HIT THE TEETH WITH SOMETHING LOVINGLY DEPRESSING 

I WAS WHISPERING UNDER MY BREATH “aaaaaand CUT aaaaaand CUT” in hope that the stupid thing would just CUT we HAD OUR TOUCHING ADORABLE REUNION AND OUR LESSON THAT LIFE AND LOVE GOES ON 

I DON’T NEED AN EXTRA DOSE OF DEPRESSING PLEASE AND THANK YOU EVEN THOUGH I WAS ANTICIPATING IT BECAUSE THERE ARE FIFTEEN MINUTES IN THE MOVIE LEFT GOSH DARN IT