i was going to make a funny “useful elvish” post with like inappropriate words and insults and pickup lines but then i realized that none exist

at least to my knowledge

and when i looked it up there isn’t even a sindarin word for like butt or dick or anything and elvish insults are generally articulate and poetic (tho you can tell someone to like… go kiss an orc or something. i don’t think there’s even a word for The Act of Lovemaking other than “conception”)

i finally understand why people think elves are boring and vanilla